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Nice Specs Kid

by Captain Hair

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1.
Toothpickin' 01:22
Toothpickin! Clearing out cavities Toothpickin! Giving my yellow a sheen Toothpickin! I know it's absurd Toothpickin! How i'm polishing this turd Gargle the spit Flush it into the sea Look into the mirror to see How my gums bleed A swipe of a brush and the spike of the pick I don't remember thinking this morning "I should look like shit" Toothpickin! Removing foreign debris Toothpickin! Giving my yellow a sheen Toothpickin! I know it's absurd Toothpickin! How i'm polishing this turd
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Bombing 01:31
There's a stand up special Inside my head He's up on stage A comedian He's bombing so hard It's a crime He's got to think of some better lines Because nobody's laughing There's a fisherman Inside my head Analyst of the Human Id Armchair Anthropology He casts the reel of congeniality But nobody's biting
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Pawn Stars 02:37
In the woods Outside town In the factory Behind Denny's On the stairs to your dad's basement On the rocks By the coast Arms folded across standing in a straight line Camera pointing up like we just committed a crime It's time to look tough and sell some shirts to our friends They've gotta pay full price if they wanna get in Oh what it costs To spend a tuesday in a bar My name's Rick Ross and this is Pawn Stars Five up on the stage thanking the crowd for coming tonight the people in the crowd are the other bands that are playing tonight and hey buddy that's fine but ya gotta learn to keep it real Leave out the five minute speech about sex appeal Oh what it costs to spend a tuesday in a bar Oh won't you look at us We're real rock stars!
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Cell phone store employee Hands me a gatorade He thinks im homeless I won't debate him So I just thank him He turns around and scurries away Now he feels good about himself And I suppose that's what really matters right Carrot on the olive branch Give me a quarter watch me dance A salad wrap A tasty pint Whatever helps you sleep at night Bohemian woman Hands me twenty dollars She thinks im homeless as well No I won't debate her So I just thank her She puts it in reverse and drives away Now she feels good about herself Now there's beer on my top shelf Thanks lady! Carrot on the olive branch Give me a quarter watch me dance A salad wrap A tasty pint Whatever helps you sleep at night

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released November 29, 2016

Background howls,muttering,wicked sweet vocals - Audi Brugles AKA MC Turtleneck AKA Cheeseburger

All the other shit - Captain Hair

(alsoDJKhaledandRockyandBullwinkle)

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