Learnt Edumacations, by Slow Lerna

Learnt Edumacations

by Slow Lerna

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	1.	CAPS LOCK PUNK 02:47
	2.	Big Ol' Parking Lot Lake 01:31
	3.	Holy Diver Sucks 02:25
	4.	I Broke My Knee at an Opeth Show 03:27
	5.	Ya Don't Care 02:42
	6.	Whitey Blows Up the Moon 02:00
	7.	The Cheetah Feedah From Namibia 02:40
	8.	Gorilla Girl 02:03
	9.	Brutalizing the Lettuce 02:24
	10.	Overthinking 02:53
	11.	Stuffy 02:29

about

SLOW LERNA returns from the void of your mother's asshole and has found 9+2 new smartguy things to learn for you. Experience the LEARNT EDUMACATIONS YOU NEED FOR SURVIVAL!

YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO MISS OUT ON THESE LESSONS!

NOW WITH TWO EXTRA LEARNINGS!

NOT SHIPPING PHYSICAL COPIES!

I'LL HAVE STICKERS WITH A BANDCAMP LINK ON EM!

I WILL SNEAK THEM INTO YOUR POCKETS WHEN YOURE NOT LOOKING!

CUZ IM SLICK LIKE THAT!

Critics are Raving!

Harakiri Diat: "I wouldn't post this trash on my channel if it were the last rock record on earth"

Rolling Stones: "SEEKING DRUMMER FOR ESTABLISHED ROCK BAND"

The Hard Times: "We have no idea who Slow Lerna is but we'd really like it if you'd buy these Gorilla Biscuits LPs they're kinda clogging up the hallway"

GET LEARNT

GET SLOW

GET THE FUCK UP

LIMP BIZKIT

credits

released October 2, 2021

Writing*, Recording, Mixing, Mastering - SLOW LERNA

Cover Art Painting "Alchemical Origins" by Weston Lee Ball & Katie Hugill

*"Gorilla Girl" Written by the Dead Milkmen

Track 4 features clips from "Nardwuar Vs Opeth" from the NardwuarServiette YT channel

Track 6 features clips from the 90s HBO TV program "Mr.Show"

plz don't sue me I don't have any money

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Long live Taco Bell

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