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Grocery Store
02:06
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A song for my legs
They're splayed out all over the place
I've gotta push them forward
I need to make the rent
So come strap the feed bag on
A use for your waist
Come get your stomach cancer
40ozs burritos and a case of beer
(say it)
Take me to the grocery store
Freedom to choose is such a bore
I'll be the first one through the front door
but I don't wanna go
Potatoes celery green bean casserole
Why do these shoppers have to be assholes
They say the shit flows south
and i've been at the end
Collecting it all with my ears
I need to buy a plunger
Guess in the morning i'll go back
Just to hear that whip go crack
Take me to the grocery store
Freedom to choose is such a bore
I'll be the first one through the front door
but I don't wanna go
Anymore
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Skankin' With Jesus
02:20
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I'm skankin' with jesus tonight
He leaned over and gave me a light
Now we're both getting stoned
on a park bench alone
on a windy saturday night
I'm skankin' with jesus tonight
We both did our hair up just right
Glory glory Ska-la-looyah
Bakin' in the sun with my bible
Gory gory revolution
Indoctrinated child
I'm in the skank pit with jesus tonight
He punched out the dude to my right
He was only gettin' down
now we're gettin' thrown out
face down on the pavement
with jesus
tonight
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Syke Majors
01:55
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Psyche majors at the In-n-Out Burger
their conversation is becoming absurder
I wish I could get up and run
but my order hasn't yet been served
Stupid college kids
please go home
you do not belong here
Please go home
you whiny brats
No one cares about your frat
Psyche majors at the In-n-Out Burger
their conversation is still fucking ridiculous
I wish I could get up and run
but my order hasn't yet been served
Stupid college kids
please go home
you do not belong here
please go home
you whiny brats
hollywood has made you into a twat
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Hipster House
03:40
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Rickety house shines blue under a faceless moon
There's broken steps leading up into a room
with spiky guy and patchy army jacket dude
They're telling me I really gotta change my 'doo
There's a fan shooting dust up in my face
Pictures of Shannon up on the wall out of place
My brain is starting to melt into place
People suck and I hate myself so I kinda like this place
It's a hipster house
It's a fibster house
It's a hipster house
and I can't get out
Talkin' to me about cooking speed
There's a campfire out behind the dining room
Oh where's my window back to solitude
I really need a window back to solitude
From the hipster house
A fibster house
These people are down to hang with me
As long as i'm down to
Smoke a mokey
Dyed up hair and crazy eyes
That's my kinda lady oh man
What a prize
and there's like a million of them
down in this dark basement
and we're all moshing around to minor threat
It's like screaming at a wall
In the hipster house
The fibster house
the hipster house
Im passed out with another mouse
in the hipster house
my tongue is in her mouth
in the hipster house
the bands are playing loud
feeling like a trout
but I finally don't stand out
in the hipster house
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Kitty Diddy
04:05
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Love my cat
I love your cat too
Fluffy little adorable eyes
Pierce even the tallest man
Pierce even the smallest woman
I can't stay mad
I can't stay mad
With my brown
Tabby cat
In the room
With my brown
Tabby cat
In the room
Love my cat
I love your cat too
Fluffy little adorable eyes
Pierce even the smallest man
Pierce even the tallest woman
I can't stay mad
I can't stay mad
With my brown
Tabby cat
In the room
With my brown
Tabby cat
In the room
MEOW
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Bird On a Wire
05:20
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Slow Hair T Rex Recordings Sacramento, California
Long live Taco Bell
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